As slow as an India-US trade deal

There are forces who have probably been assigned the task of ensuring that Marco Rubio doesn't overhear this during the next few days he's here in India. But India is a big and loud place, and this corner column only mirrors it. So, consider our duty to put on record a new idiomatic phrase in English that has gained traction over the last few months: 'As slow as an India-US trade deal'.Those familiar with formulations such as 'watching paint dry' and 'waiting for Godot' may already know what we're talking about.

Except, this latest idiom describes an activity that is simultaneously happening…